Porking Me Softly

A meaty romp! - Gene Siskal

Anonymous asked: when I'm sad I remember "at least I do not have Sara's hair" then i feel fine

tiit:

when i’m sad i remember “i don’t care so much about another tumblr user’s hair that i feel the need to try to make that person feel like shit about it” then i feel fine. btw i love my hair so lick a crusty gooch………. send more hate i’m in a bad mood i’m ready to fire shots 

I’ve always loved your hairs.

franklyrebecca:

just a few of the many reasons why I’m excited for when the tumblr generation becomes parents

(via apple-urine)